"You Are Germany" vs. "I am Romania"
Text starts like this:"You are the German miracle! Your whole family is unemployed, your parents should have used birthcontrol. One single fart of yours might eliminate a whole kindergarten a couple of kilometers away!"
Eminem-style :)
Seeing this ad, I remembered that in 2003 I took part in organizing a Summer School in Romania. As a game, we asked participants to come up with a brief text which should end with "I am Romania". We planned to publish the texts but didn't have the money...
Mara Rotundu wrote something like this: "I am laziness, mystery and hot dog. I walk barefoot in the park, I have a belly and crunch seeds. I can't stand the stench of work and my brain is disconnected from the survival instinct - begetting waiting. I am Romania.". Pretty much in the same tone.